2009/06/03

How to surivie the Z-Day

You think it's all fake...

You think it's pointless....

You think I'm crazy....

When Z-Day comes, don't be the one unprepared....

Z-Day?

IT'S THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!!

this is what I had came up after a few days of thought, enjoy =)

Knowing Your Enemy

Zombies are usually undead, dead bodies brought back to life by supernatural means (voodoo magic) or otherwise, or, a newer term, infected, but alive, humans that had turn into mindless killing machine(this includes animals)

the key point is, mindless

no, they can't do super human stuff, they could only do what they can do when they were alive(or healthy) at best, and they often don't

the reason why they keep attacking you even the arms were chopped off is because they dont feel pain, they are mindless

so, besure to blow their head off the 1st try =)

The Weapons

You've seen it in the movies, you've seen it in games...but, in the long run, gun are NOT the best weapons...why?

well 1st, we're in singapore, guns ain't lying around, so spending time looking for guns, learning how to use them, the need of ammo, maintenance, it all cost too much

sharp/blunt objects are the way to go in the long run, so, make sure u have something handy, common kitchen stuffs like pots, pan are great blunt weapons.

forget kitchen knifes, those things breaks in the handle easily...

maybe even a foldable chair, laptop, maybe even keyboard could come in handy if you were caught by surprise

in case you run into a couple of firearms, its good to have a 2nd gun, but not more then 3

have a backup because if your main gun ran outta ammo in a bad time, or you drop your titanium non-stick frying pan, its good to know you have a 2nd gun (or any weapons) around your weist

keep light though, do not bring too much on you, this slows you down and it is not good in anyway, share your items with your good friends if you have extra ammo =D

it maybe be good to wrap the handle with ropes to prevent zombie blood from getting it slippery

The Escape Plan

Two words, KEEP MOVING

don't have the mind set that zombies could only have in the US or UK, it could happen ANYWHERE

we're kidna lucky that singapore is not a heavily densed place, which means a lower risk of meeting zombies =)

still, its good to have an escape plan, just in case

Don't stay in a supermarket, just grab the things like food, fuel(charcoal?), and most importantly, water

because, who knows how long are you gonna get stuck in the supermarket? you gonna fight the zombies day in and day out and just stay there to wait for rescue? stay for the night at best, don't try to stay in it for a long term

another good thing about singapore, everything is within a day's walk, I KNOW IT PERSONALLY LOL

so, I guess the best bet is to head for the military base, although as small the army could be, at least they've got guns

if they don't have the people man the guns, at least you could use their guns for yourself, once again, the gun is not ideal for long term survival because there is only so much ammo you could carry, ration your ammo and it should be your last resort

and the military base has all sorts of off-road vehical that you might need when conditions are good, you might want to head north, to malaysia and thailand and so on, sometimes you just have to take a chance to survive Z-Day

you could go south, if you know how to drive a boat, but i think a car is easier to drive and fuel is more common

The People

It's always better to stick in small groups then be alone

BUT!!

only stay within a SMALL group, 3-5, and only the closest people you trust, and dosent panic and cause friendly fire when zombies attack

"yeah, I do love you, but I'm not willing to die just yet, so, goodbye..." might sound harsh, but its for your survival


also, DO NOT get touched by a zombie, any cut, screach, bite, means 100% doom

if anyone you know has been injured by a zombie, kill' em, when they are still your friend which meanse u saved them from the pain of transforming into a zombie

it's much more painful to watch/let them turn into a zombie and you still have to kill them, this time a monster that kinda look like your friend which is trying to dig out your brain

KILL ALL INJURED PERSON!! O.O

so, this is what few days of 8am - 5pm school has gotten into my brain, awesome *tumbs up*

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