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OMG!!!!!!!! THAT WAS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!!!

OK, THERE WAS THIS GUY, LIVING IN A HOUSE THAT REMINDS ME OF THE NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM, WHICH WAS IN CANADA, WHO WAS SICK, AND HAS A LOVING FATHER AND A BROTHER

LITTLE DOES HE KNOW, HE IS HIS STEP FATHER!!

THEN HIS REAL FATHER ONE DAY SHOWED UP, AND KILLED HIS STEP FATHER, HE GOT ANGRY, AND BONE CLAWS COME OUT FROM HIS HANDS!!!!!!

AND THEN THE MOTHER WAS FREAKED OUT BY HIS HANDS MORE THEN 2 MEN ACTUALLY DIED IN THE HOUSE

THEN, THE BROTHERS DECIDED TO RUN AWAY!!!!

THEN, THEY GREW OLD, UNTIL LIKE AROUND 30, AND THEY STOPPED GROWING!!!!

actually, even for an x-man movie, i still cant make seance out of this, anyway...

THEN THEY FOUGHT THE USA CIVIL WAR! THEN THE WORLD WAR ONE, THEN WORLD WAR TWO, THEN THE VIETNAM WAR!!!

THEN THE OLDER BROTHER TRIED TO RAPE A WOMAN, BUT HIS BROTHER STOPED HIM!!

THEN THE REST OF THE SOILDER CAME TO STOP THEM!! BUT THEN, THE OLDER BROTHER KILLED THE HIGH RANKED GUY, AND EVERYBODY SHOT THEM, BUT THEY LIVED!!!

ok, im gonna stop tying in caps

then, some other high ranked guy asked them to join a group full of mutans

theres this asian guy, againt zero, who i dont know what's his power was, beside jumping really
high and shooting really good (thats not a power is it?)

then kill and get what they want, the small brother didnt like it, so he quited

then the younger brother got a girlfriend, and lived in a mountan in canada

then the older brother came, and killed his girlfried, so the younger brother want to kill his brother

so the brothers fight

then he followed the high ranked guy, and got his bones fused with some super strong metal

then the brothers fight again

there theres this guy who shoots lazer out of his eye, who was hunted by the older brother, and ripped the school in half by accidend, i wish i had eyes that could rip the school in half O.O

then the younger brother went to the school, where his brother was there,

and they fight AGAIN

then theres this fat guy whos power is super strenth i guess, who got fat because he was depressed

and theres this black cow boy who can teleport, and his spine got riped off 5mins after following the younger brother

then theres this guy, who could control cards (i wonder what the power was before cards r invented) and could make anything explode with pink magic

then the pink magic guy want to fight with the younger brother, but then he ignored the magic guy because he saw his brother

and then they figher AGAIN

then, the pink magic card guy came out of nowhere with his magic stick, and exploded the whold allay they were fighting at! (its a wonder nobody gave a shit)

then there was this screat island, which is just one bridge away from an highway, where we found out that the high rank guy was evil, because he staired at a forzen kid, and killed an old man who is higher rank then him

then the pink magic card guy flew the younger brother to that island, which was so heavily guarded inside, but no one gave a shit when a random plane appeared

then he must have swam his way to the island because he was droped into the sea, but he was all dry when he saw the high rank evil guy,

and his girlfriend! expect that his girlfriend was not dead! and her power was to contorl ppls mind!

so her sister was somehow siddenly involved so she had to trick him, and then he was so sad and he walked away

then his brother jumped out and almost killed his girlfriend, then he came back

then they fight AGAIN

then the evil high rank guy got lots of mutants, so the younger brother freed them all

then they ran!!!!

but there was his final enemy!! a guy with no mouth!! (i have no idea why they shut his mouth, i mean, it was totally uncalled for, maybe they find him irritating too, he was irritating in the front part of the movie, whos power was, swinging swords really good? so good that slice a bullet in half? i mean that impressive, but compare it to like, i dunno, BEING IMMORTAL?)

then that guy had all the powers, like having metal claws, super recovery, laser eyes, and teleport(i thought that guy died?)

then the younger brother spent so much time climbing a huge chimney thing which is for some nuclear plant, but the guy with no mouth just staired at him and teleported his way up, which i think must have pissed him off so much

then, they fight

then he almost droped down, and his brother came out of NOWHERE!

then they tried real hard to fight, and in the end he sliced the mouth less guy's head off, while the head was still shooting laser, which looked really funny

then the chimney broke and they both had to jump (i wonder what's the deal with the fright of dropping down)

then one gaint piece of the broken chimney was about to fall on the younger brother!!! (there was really no big deal actually, like he can die?)

but then the pink magic card man came out of no where AGAIN

and he blow the giant piece into small pieces, which all magically missed them

then the pink magic guy wanted to help the kiddy mutants to escape, but the bald guy found them first, so it was pretty useless

then the younger brother's girlfriend was actually shot, and they wanted to walk into the sunset away from the island, but then the high rank guy pops out with a gun with magic bullets that could harm the younger brother with his metal bone, but it could only erase his memory if it hits his head as he can heal

and so he lost his memory.....to the point that he forgot a plane ride is better then walking and rejected the pink magic card guy's ride home and walked away, to nowhere, coz he cant remember a thing

and nobody remembered about the older brother

seriously, this movie was worst then i hope it would be